About this badass blog

In December of 2010 I had to get my wisdom teeth taken out. I was out of work for 5 days and had NO idea what to do with my time. Taking lots of hydrocodone every 4 hours and eating nothing but Spaghettios gave me the brilliant idea that I could become a blogger. So here you go.

 This is my brain matter splattered onto a page. Lots of innermost thoughts and private emotions mixed with some poop jokes and variants of the word "fuck." Enjoy my inappropriateness and made up words as I struggle with the day to day life of being overweight, working in a convenience store, and having a shitty love life.

This is me. More awesome than you thought, right?